Last week, my family was at a fast food restaurant, and during a conversation with my 5 year old, we began to talk about her life when she grew up.  When she mentioned having babies, I was a bit surprised, but I played along.

"When you have a baby, you'll be the mom and I'll be the grandma," I said.  And then my beautiful girl looked and me and said, "but mom, I'm never having a baby."

"Why not?" I asked.

Amanda then (in the middle of a crowded restaurant) lifted up her shirt to expose her chest. "BECAUSE THE BABY IS GOING TO CHEW ON THESE!!!"

Once I had gained control, I tried to explain that it really does feel nice... and then I laughed for days.


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